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THE CHARGES AGAINST HIM
GUILTY
The IHT Heist
Slapped inheritance tax on family farms
that have been passed down for generations. Because nothing says "I care
about rural Britain" like taxing dead farmers.
VERY GUILTY
Bovine Betrayal
Promised to support British farming. Has not spoken to a cow. Has not looked at a cow. Refuses to moo. This cannot stand.
OBVIOUSLY
Tractor Trauma
So many angry tractors in London. Did he
blink? Did he wave? Did he offer anyone a nice cup of soil? No. He did
not. He just carried his briefcase.
FLAGRANT
Green Hypocrisy
Claims to love the countryside while
taxing the people who literally live in fields. The audacity of a man
who can't identify a turnip.
DREADFUL
Selling Off The Family
Farms worth millions on paper, worth
nothing without the family running them. He sees a number. Farmers see
grandad's blood, sweat and wellies.
UNFORGIVABLE
Egg Emergency
Egg prices? Through the roof. Food security? Wobbly. His response? A PowerPoint about net zero. The chickens are NOT impressed.
— Satirical Wanted Poster —
⚠️ WANTED ⚠️
KEIR "THE HARMER" STARMER
🤵
FOR CRIMES AGAINST:
Cows • Tractors • Turnips • The Countryside
Family Farms • Inherited Wellies
The Spirit of Rural Britain
And One Particularly Upset Sheepdog
Cows • Tractors • Turnips • The Countryside
Family Farms • Inherited Wellies
The Spirit of Rural Britain
And One Particularly Upset Sheepdog
🌾 REWARD 🌾
One Bag of Spuds & A Nice Cup of Tea
💀 ONE MONTH ON — THE HARM IS DONE 💀
APRIL 6TH 2026
Agricultural Property Relief was removed a month ago.
Family farms across Britain are now facing inheritance tax bills they cannot pay.
It's not over. There is still a way to fight back.
Stand with the farmers. Share their stories. Make some noise.
Family farms across Britain are now facing inheritance tax bills they cannot pay.
It's not over. There is still a way to fight back.
Stand with the farmers. Share their stories. Make some noise.
🗳️ MAY 2026: THE RECKONING BEGINS 🗳️
338+ SEATS LOST
Labour just got hammered in the local elections.
Tameside — gone for the first time in nearly 50 years.
Wigan — every seat defended, every seat lost.
Salford — held three out of sixteen.
Turns out farmers vote. So do their families. So do their neighbours.
The Red Wall just turned a different colour. The countryside is watching.
Tameside — gone for the first time in nearly 50 years.
Wigan — every seat defended, every seat lost.
Salford — held three out of sixteen.
Turns out farmers vote. So do their families. So do their neighbours.
The Red Wall just turned a different colour. The countryside is watching.
🐄 The Mood Across Rural Britain 🐄
(Illustrative composite farmer sentiment)
(Illustrative composite farmer sentiment)
"The cows are upset. I'm upset. Even Gerald the sheepdog looks worried."
— Wales, somewhere with a lot of sheep
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⚔️ JOIN THE RESISTANCE ⚔️
Help save British farms from the Farmer Harmer's inheritance tax raid.
Because your land. Your family. Your choice.
Because your land. Your family. Your choice.